I get bored.
You know the Coor’s Beer commercials where the beer is brought to the bar or ice box straight from the deep cold of the mountains…. Why is no one asking them about the technology they have access to that makes a portal from the majestic mountains to some shitty hipster bar? I mean, I would be all over that. How did you harness this quantum power, sir mountain climber? Why are you wasting this on beer?